OMG. So I finally worked up the nerve to do the Drabble-Matic stuff. Have probably woken people up by laughing hysterically. But... I think it was worth it. I totally need to do this to Mylar and Bob/Harry. Oh God.

Let's just say PG-13 for all of these, eh?

Claude and Peter By William Shakespeare
The Battle For The Picknic Basket
1000 Picnic Basket Pigeons
I'm Dreaming of A Sleepy Christmas
I Saw Peter Kissing Santa Claus
Jaded Lang Syne
The Sleepy Terror of the Snow
Perfect Love

Title: "Mylar Plaude Crack" (because I can't think up a bettername)
Author: Izzi, luvmeanddespair
Rating: Um. R for language?
Pairing: Plaude and Mylar. Brief Peter/Mohinder.
Summary: CRACK. Peter and Mohinder try to deal with having slept with each other and telling their prospective SO's. *snort*
Warnings: CRACKFIC. OOC-ness, Geeky-yet-dominant!Mohinder, creepy Gabriel!Sylar.
Disclaimer: So not mine. Belongs to Tim Kring.
AN:This is CRACK People. I started this after binging on Mylar fics I found after stalking following some poor soul from peterandclaude over to mylar_fic. You can so tell how it just got more an more cracky. I think most of Mohinder's phone converation was subconsciouly based on a scene in Dr. Strangelove.

( We were both very inebriated and missing our prospective boyfriends, and as a result ended up…fulfilling our needs using the most readily available source—each other.//Right. Though, we might want to say it in English )